May 17
I found this quite funny :)
Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Time * Money
And as we know that “time is money”:
Time = Money
Therefore:
Girls = Money * Money = (Money)2
And because “money is the root of all evil”:
Money = sqrt(evil)
Therefore:
Girls = (sqrt(evil))2
Which leads to:
Girls = Evil
The only part that we haven’t solved is why guys don’t care and do it anyway… or maybe that problem is too obvious ;)
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June 11th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Since I teach in a girls’ school, I came up with this ‘balancing’ proof. The girls like it anyway.
Boys define themselves by their power over other boys
Boys = Power / Boys
Rearranging gives
Boys squared = power
As we also know
absolute power = absolute corruption
which simplifies to
power = corruption
Substituting this into the first equation gives
Boys squared = corruption
or in other words
Boys = square root (corruption)
So “Boys are the root of all corruption”
Thus, although girls are evil, it is still all the boys’ fault,
Which is why we always get the blame (it’s only fair!).
August 9th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
These are both going up in my classroom!
September 29th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Boys = Boys/Power
Knowledge = Power
Using your proof
Power = Corruption
Transitive Property
Knowledge = Corruption
It’s a well known fact that knowledge is due to the “Girls” eating from the tree of knowledge
Which means
Boys are the root of all corruption because of girls.
So it’s all the women’s fault!!!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
God = life
life = premartial sex
premartial sex = fornication
fornication = sin
sin = evil
Satan = evil
evil = Satan
God = Satan
If God banished Satan then God banished himself from Heaven which means that there is no one there to open the gates and thats how he gave Mary a baby because he’s on earth! And that means he fornicated which is sin which is evil which is Satan which is God thus sex is God!
God + premaritial sex = Jesus
God + sin = Jesus
Jesus = God + sin
God = sin
God = Jesus
Jesus = premaritial sex!
Jesus said not to fornicate which means that he said not to be Jesus which means not to be like him and to not “not” fornicate. Double negatives cancel each other which means Jesus wants you to fornicate. I thereby conclude that Godliness is the same as fornication.
Godliness = cleanliness
Godliness = fornication
fornication = cleanliness
So if you want to be clean, fornicate.
May 15th, 2010 at 10:57 pm
ok so fine, i have the ultamite, solution.
First we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Time * Money
And as we know that “time is money”:
Time = Money
Therefore:
Girls = Money * Money = (Money)2
And because “money is the root of all evil”:
Money = sqrt(evil)
Therefore:
Girls = (sqrt(evil))2
Which leads to:
Girls = Evil
but if we factor in love we get a wholenother equaion
Girls=love (considering your not gay, then you would even have to bother with the first equation)
so if girls=love
we all know love concors all so we can assign it an infinte variable
meaning
Love^100000000000
_________________
evil
and love is more power full than evil
the equation cancles it self out