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Mathematical Proof that Girls are Evil :)

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I found this quite funny :)

Proof that girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money:

Girls = Time * Money

And as we know that “time is money”:

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money * Money = (Money)2

And because “money is the root of all evil”:

Money = sqrt(evil)

Therefore:

Girls = (sqrt(evil))2

Which leads to:

Girls = Evil

The only part that we haven’t solved is why guys don’t care and do it anyway… or maybe that problem is too obvious ;)

I saw this here

6 Responses to “Mathematical Proof that Girls are Evil :)”

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  2. Rick Hodge Says:

    Since I teach in a girls’ school, I came up with this ‘balancing’ proof. The girls like it anyway.

    Boys define themselves by their power over other boys

    Boys = Power / Boys

    Rearranging gives

    Boys squared = power

    As we also know

    absolute power = absolute corruption

    which simplifies to

    power = corruption

    Substituting this into the first equation gives

    Boys squared = corruption

    or in other words

    Boys = square root (corruption)

    So “Boys are the root of all corruption”

    Thus, although girls are evil, it is still all the boys’ fault,

    Which is why we always get the blame (it’s only fair!).

  3. Corky Says:

    These are both going up in my classroom!

  4. Aj Says:

    Boys = Boys/Power

    Knowledge = Power

    Using your proof

    Power = Corruption

    Transitive Property

    Knowledge = Corruption

    It’s a well known fact that knowledge is due to the “Girls” eating from the tree of knowledge

    Which means

    Boys are the root of all corruption because of girls.

    So it’s all the women’s fault!!!

  5. Aj Says:

    God = life

    life = premartial sex

    premartial sex = fornication

    fornication = sin

    sin = evil

    Satan = evil

    evil = Satan

    God = Satan

    If God banished Satan then God banished himself from Heaven which means that there is no one there to open the gates and thats how he gave Mary a baby because he’s on earth! And that means he fornicated which is sin which is evil which is Satan which is God thus sex is God!

    God + premaritial sex = Jesus

    God + sin = Jesus

    Jesus = God + sin

    God = sin

    God = Jesus

    Jesus = premaritial sex!

    Jesus said not to fornicate which means that he said not to be Jesus which means not to be like him and to not “not” fornicate. Double negatives cancel each other which means Jesus wants you to fornicate. I thereby conclude that Godliness is the same as fornication.

    Godliness = cleanliness

    Godliness = fornication

    fornication = cleanliness

    So if you want to be clean, fornicate.

  6. alton Says:

    ok so fine, i have the ultamite, solution.

    First we state that girls require time and money:

    Girls = Time * Money

    And as we know that “time is money”:

    Time = Money

    Therefore:

    Girls = Money * Money = (Money)2

    And because “money is the root of all evil”:

    Money = sqrt(evil)

    Therefore:

    Girls = (sqrt(evil))2

    Which leads to:

    Girls = Evil

    but if we factor in love we get a wholenother equaion

    Girls=love (considering your not gay, then you would even have to bother with the first equation)

    so if girls=love
    we all know love concors all so we can assign it an infinte variable

    meaning
    Love^100000000000
    _________________
    evil

    and love is more power full than evil

    the equation cancles it self out

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