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Mar 04

Annoying phrase of the week: “Can we double click on this topic?”

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There are some phrases that get to you. Normally it is business speak and sports analogies and terms like 24/7/365, 110% etc.

My painful phrase of the week was a techie using the term ‘double-click’ NOT meaning it literally, but rather meaning: to go deeper into a topic, to get more information, or to pause on a topic to discuss more.

E.g.

You mentioned one of the new features was Foo. Can we double click on Foo and go into detail?

I wanted to right-click and delete the guy every time he used this phrase :/

8 Responses to “Annoying phrase of the week: “Can we double click on this topic?””

  1. Charles Miller Says:

    Just reply “I’m afraid I’m going to have to pipe that one to /dev/null”, and walk off before you’re asked to explain.

  2. Jesse Kuhnert Says:

    Hehehee..

    “I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man”

    It would be made less worse if they had at least stopped at simply saying “click” , but the double click analogy is just doubly worse. What apps make you double click on stuff anyways? Apparently whatever apps the “d.b.” in question is using… ;)

  3. Ricky Clarkson Says:

    It’s the ones who title their blogs after method calls that annoy me!

  4. Dion Almaer Says:

    Ricky,

    Touche. It was a 90’s thing… kinda like bad hair cuts.

    Dion

  5. AL Says:

    lol that IS cheesy :)

    i think you can get a legal warrant to kick that guy’s ‘buttons’

  6. Holden Says:

    that’s worse than communicating entirely by emoticon http://www.seenontvnow.com

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