I thought that the war on Christmas was won this year, with Walmart switching back to “Merry Christmas” from “Happy Holidays”.
Then I saw that my co-worker Jim got a Frasier Fur from the local Home Depot.
My family took the traditional route. We hunted out in the wilds of the country (Brooklyn, WI) and we bagged a tree. Sam was strapped to my backpack. We braved the snow. We bagged a wild tree, and helped out the locals.
I do respect that it probably would take a few hours to find the tree section at Home Depot, but come on Halbergs….. don’t be embarrassed by a brit next year.
December 15th, 2006 at 9:09 am
Despite your mean spirited post, you’re still invited to join us for Christmas Dinner.
We have two booths reserved at McDonald’s for 3PM sharp, please be punctual. Oh and please find a sitter for the kids – the last thing we need is a bunch of little brats running around and ruining Christmas.