I love the Darwin Awards. The 2004 selections have now been made.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true. They are finally out again. It’s an annual honour given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by removing themselves from it in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year’s winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.
It is a scary world!