From the age of 11 you spent seven good years at this school. There may have
been no girls but you never found it hard to muck around and have a good laugh,
often getting into trouble. Remember writing "Je m'appelle Dion" on Mr. 'Yellow
Armpits' Haylett's desk and denying it? You also got a detention for pulling
faces in Mr Handa's class, had to sit at the front with Berni in England for
laughing too much, and you had to push start Mrs Kavanagh's car for checking
about handcream in the art room. There was never a dull moment and you even got
suspended for a few days for caling 999 and shouting "HELP!", after which you
got a right rollocking from Mr Vincent. There were some very strange characters
in your class such as Piers Roddy, Matt Schink, Trevor Wooding etc and some
even more bizzare teachers such as Mr. Brunnet (bisexual), Mr. Steddon the
cabbage, Miss Caille the mad French teacher and your favourite, Merlin "NO
SIR!" Mather.
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