Dion Almaer's Home Page

class Dion extends Person {
  // My Blogs
  public String getBlog() { return "http://almaer.com/blog"; }
  public String getAjaxian() { return "http://ajaxian.com"; }
  public String getOpenWebPodcast() { return "http://openwebpodcast.com"; }

  // teh social
  public String getTwitter() { return "http://twitter.com/dalmaer"; }
  public String getFriendFeed() { return "http://friendfeed.com/dion"; }
  public String getLinkedIn() { return "http://www.linkedin.com/in/dalmaer"; }
  public String getFacebook() { return "http://facebook.com/dalmaer"; }
  public String getFlickr() { return "http://flickr.com/dalmaer"; }
  public String getEmail() { return "[email protected]"; }

  // My Stuff
  public String getResume() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/cv"; }
  public String getBook() { return "http://www.pragprog.com/titles/ajax"; }
  public String getArticles() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/articles/"; }
  public String getTools() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/tools/"; }

  // private (password required)
  private String getEmily() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/emily"; }
  private String getWedding() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/wedding"; }
  private String getInlaws() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/rock"; }
  private String getRedbook() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/personal/red_book"; }
  private String getOldPhotos() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/photos"; }

  private static Dion instance = null; // singleton pattern forevah!
  protected Dion() {}
  public static Dion getInstance() {
    if (instance == null) instance = new Dion();
    return instance;
  }
}
    
function Dion() {

  // My Blogs
  this.blog       = function() { window.location = 'http://almaer.com/blog'; }
  this.ajaxian    = function() { window.location = 'http://ajaxian.com'; }
  this.owp        = function() { window.location = 'http://openwebpodcast.com'; }

  // teh social
  this.twitter  = function() { window.location = 'http://twitter.com/dalmaer'; }
  this.ff       = function() { window.location = 'http://friendfeed.com/dion'; }
  this.linkedin = function() { window.location = 'http://linkedin.com/in/dalmaer'; }
  this.facebook = function() { window.location = 'http://facebook.com/dalmaer'; }
  this.flickr   = function() { window.location = 'http://flickr.com/dalmaer'; }

  // My Stuff
  this.resume   = function() { window.location = 'http://almaer.com/dion/cv'; }
  this.mybook   = function() { window.location = 'http://www.pragprog.com/titles/ajax'; }
  this.articles = function() { window.location = 'http://almaer.com/dion/articles'; }
  this.tools    = function() { window.location = 'http://almaer.com/dion/tools'; }
  this.email    = function() { window.location = 'mailto:[email protected]'; }

  // Private (password required)
  function emily()     { window.location = that.emily; } 
  function wedding()   { window.location = that.wedding; }
  function inlaws()    { window.location = that.inlaws; }
  function redbook()   { window.location = that.redbook; }
  function oldphotos() { window.location = that.oldphotos; }

  var that = this;
}
    
use Class::Struct;
struct Person => {
  blog => '$',
  # ...
};

my $dion = Person->new(
  # My Blogs
  blog       => 'http://almaer.com/blog',
  ajaxian    => 'http://ajaxian.com',
  owp        => 'http://openwebpodcast.com',

  # teh social
  twitter  => 'http://twitter.com/dalmaer',
  ff       => 'http://friendfeed.com/dion',
  linkedin => 'http://linkedin.com/in/dalmaer',
  facebook => 'http://facebook.com/dalmaer',
  flickr   => 'http://flickr.com/dalmaer',

  # My Stuff
  resume   => 'http://almaer.com/dion/cv',
  mybook   => 'http://www.pragprog.com/titles/ajax',
  articles => 'http://almaer.com/dion/articles',
  tools    => 'http://almaer.com/dion/tools',
  email    => 'mailto:[email protected]',

  # Private (password required)
  _emily => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/emily',
  _wedding => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/wedding',
  _inlaws => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/rock',
  _redbook => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/red_book',
  _oldphotos => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/photos'
);
    
class Person < ActiveRecord::Base
  acts_as_blogger
  acts_as_technology
  acts_as_family
end

dion = Person.create(
  # My Blogs
  :blog       => 'http://almaer.com/blog',
  :ajaxian    => 'http://ajaxian.com',
  :owp        => 'http://openwebpodcast.com',

  # teh social
  :twitter  => 'http://twitter.com/dalmaer',
  :ff       => 'http://friendfeed.com/dion',
  :linkedin => 'http://linkedin.com/in/dalmaer',
  :facebook => 'http://facebook.com/dalmaer',
  :flickr   => 'http://flickr.com/dalmaer',

  # My Stuff
  :resume   => 'http://almaer.com/dion/cv',
  :mybook   => 'http://www.pragprog.com/titles/ajax',
  :articles => 'http://almaer.com/dion/articles',
  :tools    => 'http://almaer.com/dion/tools',
  :email    => 'mailto:[email protected]',

  # Private (password required)
  :_emily => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/emily',
  :_wedding => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/wedding',
  :_inlaws => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/rock',
  :_redbook => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/red_book',
  :_oldphotos => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/photos'
)

My Blogs

About Me

Welcome to my home page. All of the good stuff is on my blog

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teh social

My Stuff

Private (password required)