First we state that girls require time and money:

Girls = Time * Money

And as we know that “time is money”:

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money * Money = (Money)2

And because “money is the root of all evil”:

Money = sqrt(evil)

Therefore:

Girls = (sqrt(evil))2

Which leads to:

Girls = Evil

but if we factor in love we get a wholenother equaion

Girls=love (considering your not gay, then you would even have to bother with the first equation)

so if girls=love
we all know love concors all so we can assign it an infinte variable

meaning
Love^100000000000
_________________
evil

and love is more power full than evil

the equation cancles it self out

life = premartial sex

premartial sex = fornication

fornication = sin

sin = evil

Satan = evil

evil = Satan

God = Satan

If God banished Satan then God banished himself from Heaven which means that there is no one there to open the gates and thats how he gave Mary a baby because he’s on earth! And that means he fornicated which is sin which is evil which is Satan which is God thus sex is God!

God + premaritial sex = Jesus

God + sin = Jesus

Jesus = God + sin

God = sin

God = Jesus

Jesus = premaritial sex!

Jesus said not to fornicate which means that he said not to be Jesus which means not to be like him and to not “not” fornicate. Double negatives cancel each other which means Jesus wants you to fornicate. I thereby conclude that Godliness is the same as fornication.

Godliness = cleanliness

Godliness = fornication

fornication = cleanliness

So if you want to be clean, fornicate.

Knowledge = Power

Using your proof

Power = Corruption

Transitive Property

Knowledge = Corruption

It’s a well known fact that knowledge is due to the “Girls” eating from the tree of knowledge

Which means

Boys are the root of all corruption because of girls.

So it’s all the women’s fault!!!

Boys define themselves by their power over other boys

Boys = Power / Boys

Rearranging gives

Boys squared = power

As we also know

absolute power = absolute corruption

which simplifies to

power = corruption

Substituting this into the first equation gives

Boys squared = corruption

or in other words

Boys = square root (corruption)

So “Boys are the root of all corruption”

Thus, although girls are evil, it is still all the boys’ fault,

Which is why we always get the blame (it’s only fair!).